He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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