Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
