Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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