Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm like, not good at living.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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