SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
