Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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