Dual....:-)
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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