I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Randomize
