spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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