he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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