i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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