You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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