he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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