Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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