I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
MIDGETS
????
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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