Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish you could order shots online.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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