Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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