If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
