So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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