Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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