so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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