how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you made out with another girl for some wings
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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