Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
handjob tips. give me some.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Found your dick twin last night
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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