Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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