i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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