what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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