STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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