im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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