i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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