If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
