who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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