its not stalking. its research.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My bed is full of blood and feathers
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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