walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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