Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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