problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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