no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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