Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
