hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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