That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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