I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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