This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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