Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
this will be a night to untag.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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