Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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