Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
