I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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