is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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