I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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