There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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