We're like a lot better than the average bears
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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