Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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