so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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