Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Omg I joined a choir last night...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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