Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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